HEADLINES THAT URK ME

1. JOHN LENNONS KILLER UP FOR PAROLE AGAIN IN NY- ok so this Mark David Chapman dude guns down one of the Beatles on a street in NY in 1980, gets 20 yrs to life and is up for parole. There must be some degree of pure insanity in which this man feels he will be able to live out of prison. Dear Attica Officials, please release Mr. Chapman so the people of NY can rip his arm off and beat him with it. Sincerely, Imagine  All the People who would actually do it.

2. WYCLEF JEAN RUNNING FOR PREZ IN HAITI - Really???????????

3. MAYOR BLOOMBERG TO MOSQUE FOES "U OUTTA BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!" - umm are we projecting Mikey?! You're not even worth the $1 salary you make as Mayor.

4. MOSQUE USED BY 9/11 ATTACKERS SHUT DOWN!: but building one at the scene of the crime is ok??

5. LADY GAGA EARNS "BEST DRESSED" SPOT IN VANITY FAIR - errrrrr original & creative maybe but "Best Dressed"???? I hardly think wearing a gutted pelican as a hat is best dressed worthy. I guess when it comes to Gagas choice in fashion, I'm more conservative.

much more on my list but life awaits me...till next time.